Do you like piña coladas? I mean, of course you do. That coconut creaminess and juicy pineapple tang, intimately fused with ice and slowly poured into your frosty glass by a sexy Mexican bartender… ahem. Sorry. Our piña colada has got all of that in terpene form. Promise.
Like squeezing a fresh lemon! And then adding sugar, water, ice, cups, some cute kids, and boom! Or minus the kids, and add vodka. Whatever floats your boat! Either way, our Lemon Squeeze is just like a glass of fresh-squeezed lemonade.
If you prefer your lemon sugar-free with extra sour on top, this is the flavor for you. Reminiscent of the best painful pucker-inducing candy out there, Super Sour Lemon will bite your tongue. Just the way you like it.
Those smooth, tiny green fruits that can fit in the palm of your hand– there is just no substitute for their sour zing in so many delicious libations and dishes. We’ve captured lime’s juicy zip in this blend.
That gum is so juicy… so fruity… but what does it taste like exactly? Whatever it is, our terpmasters have nailed it completely. Inhale and feel like you’re unwrapping your favorite piece of yellow-packaged gum– but our terpenes don’t run out of flavor in 5 minutes! Bonus.
No need to travel to Key West for a fix of their signature dessert! Mmmm… that lime juice and zest, the creamy whipped texture, the graham cracker crust– We’ve captured all the elements of the perfect slice of heaven.
There’s a reason that all those lemon-lime sodas always top the charts with the cool kids looking for a non-caffeinated beverage– they’re freaking delicious! Refreshing, sweet (but not too sweet), and citrusy, lemon-lime never fails. We’ve replicated that perfection here.
Whether pink or blue, it’s hard to resist the puffy power of cotton candy. There is something incredible about how it just melts away into nothing on your tongue, leaving behind only its happy little clouds of sweetness. You don’t have to go to the circus or the ball game– we’ve captured those clouds and woven them into this terpene blend. Enjoy!
Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred and Barney would approve. This terp blend has all the mysterious fruity flavors of your favorite sugar-fortified cereal– a page right out of history! And no soggy pebbles left floating in your milk.
I heard it through the grapevine… that our grape flavor is delightful! There’s a reason that people who can afford to do so lie back on comfy pillows while their servants feed them grapes. Grapes are tiny bits of juicy ambrosia, truly fit for a king. They’re di-VINE! And so is this blend.